Blank Wedding Invitations at The Wedding Place!

Housework is not like a train that you have to catch at 8:03 am--we have never seen it get up and walk away.

If at first you don't succeed, reconsider your objectives--it might not be worth it!

Shopping before December 23rd takes all the thrill away.

Early to bed and early to rise is a disgusting social habit--who thought of that one, anyway?

Women with flat stomachs should be shot before they can contribute to the gene pool--plainly, it's not normal.

Anything worth doing is worth doing at a decent hour.

If God wanted me to be grey, He wouldn't have invented Clairol.

If at first you don't succeed, try something else, for heaven's sake--what are you standing there for!

Pregnancy is when your shirttail goes from hanging on the inside to hanging on the outside, and it never goes back!

There comes a time in every woman's life when she goes from undergarments that are little whisps of chiffon to marvels of architectural engineering. It's at that point that she looks much better with her clothes on than with them off. Unfortunately, when she does take them off, everything has a tendency to go "boiiing!"

In life, you can generally either make your point or get your way. It's very rare that you can get both at the same time.

Don't bring out your canons if your .22 will do it!

If the horse is dead, get off it.

When a woman becomes a mother, regardless of age, education, philosophy, national origin, or class, she will become the newest possessor of favorite maternal sayings handed down from time out of mind. These are a sample of some of the things she will say:

"Young man/woman, you will be in this house for the rest of your life--count on it!"
"Do you plan to go out in that? You look like someone's orphan child!
"Do you live in a barn, or are you planning on closing that door?"
Or a variation on that, spoken by a member of our staff:
"I have no problem with your wearing that, as long as you also wear a sign that says, 'I never met and do not know _____________.' "

Credit cards are the company store of the 21st century.